For all of you that have been waiting to see Cynical Life footage… we’ve released the pilot itself online in seven “chapters”.  It will be featured content on the Web Series channel as well as Slebisodes.com

Check it here :  www.webserieschannel.com/the-cynical-life/

Or coming soon, here!:  www.slebisodes.com/2012/04/25/coming-soon-web-series-the-cynical-life-428/

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Hey Cynical Fans,

Here’s a bit of sneak peek info for the Cynical Life of Harper Hall pilot reshoot, as well as info on the next two episodes:

Cast Update: 

Jensen Daggett (Friday the 13th movies, opposite Johnny Depp in 21 Jump Street) & Dana Rosendorff (best known in her role in Cannes Film Fest’s Verite) join the cast of Cynical this week.  We will be casting additional roles for the next two episodes starting August 8th.

Episode Update (what we’ll be shooting over the next 30 days)

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Episode 1:  Pilot – The Cynical Life of Harper Hall
Meet Harper Hall (Ashley Avis), a die-hard Manhattanite / failed children’s book author who hasen’t been able to write anything more commercially viable than “When Barney’s Parents Died in the Lava” since she moved to Los Angeles.

In the pilot introduction:  Harper’s boyfriend, folk-rocker Benny Stone (David Ballam), cheats on her with an aspiring pornstar / the illegitimate daughter of David Hasselhoff (Kayley Gable).  Harper moves in with her little sister, “Sparrow” (Camille Cregan) an ‘actress!’ who sells her eggs to an Invitro clinic on Robertson for rent money.

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Episode 2:  Swim Suit Ping Pong
Harper faces off with Benny to split up their mutual AT&T bill.  New roomie Plum (Chelsea Rae Bernier) decides to join a “swimsuit ping pong team!”, the brainchild of oversexed pseudo-boyfriend Blaze (Justin Taite), and has to face off against Finnish ping-pong legend Kristiina Mariska Permanto.

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Episode 3:  Sparrow’s Birthday
Roomie Jessica (Janna Van Heertum) makes a move on Harper, mistaking her for being a lesbian.  Harper bonds with Misty (Danielle Merrill), the mid-thirty something roomie in the house, and only one more possibly cynical than she is.  Sparrow introduces everyone to Thor, her Norwegian viking boyfriend who starts to learn English — and Harper destroys any chance with Pawel (Alex Ashbaugh), her coffee shop love interest when she gets mindlessly drunk at Sparrow’s fabulous Hollywood birthday party.

Fan Photo of the Week: Oona with MONSTER in Los Angeles

The Official Page for Cynical Life “Monster Moments”
Email yours to alchemypics@gmail.com with MONSTER MOMENT in the subject line.
Check out www.monsterenergy.com, too!

Click here for more info on how to submit YOUR Cynical + Monster Moment!

THE CYNICAL LIFE CAST & FANS
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The Cynical Life + Monster Energy = a great combo.  Why?  Because Harper Hall is perpetually caffeinated, so you should be too!  Just kidding.  Kind of.

SUBMIT YOUR CYNICAL / MONSTER MOMENT to us and we’ll post it to this page – the best fan photo MAY even equal a walk on role in a Cynical Life episode!  We want to see if Monster will match each can purchased by our cast, crew, and fans.  So go out and grab a can of Monster, and email us a photo of you doing something clever with it.  Feel free to write something about Cynical (“Get Cynical, We <3 Cynical, etc) on a card, on a part of your body, in the background, wherever – the crazier the better!   Then, email photos to alchemypics@gmail.com with MONSTER MOMENT in the subject line and check this page!

SLYDE Handboards is an awesome new surf company based out of Venice, CA (www.slydehandboards.com) – and Cynical stars Ashley Avis & Chelsea Rae Bernier were invited to do a shoot for the company in Santa Monica this morning. So at 5 a.m., they trekked out to the beach, decked in SLYDE gear.

Official photos from the shoot will be uploaded as soon at the company publishes them, but for now, here are teaser images & video! (click READ MORE to see everything!).  Art  photography by Paolo Mascatelli.

Ashley & Chelsea wired on coffee!

… and video of being wired! We’re silly.

Woops, the camera is on!

Paul tags Lifeguard hut with SLYDE sticker.

More photos!